Thursday, June 19, 2008

Three things BDF will never do.

1. Use a blue tooth. Sure, I understand why people would use such a device while driving, but why people feel the need to leave their blue tooth in their ear at all times is a mystery to me. Actually, I just solved it - these people are massive tools.

2. Watch an entire WNBA game. I am all for women's sports. I like women's tennis, golf and most Olympic sports. I've even taken in a few innings of college softball. Women's hoops is just painful in general and the pro league is no exception.

3. Tell another man that the beer he is drinking isn't good. No one likes a beer snob. No one cares that you drink India Pale Ale because of the rich hops. I like a cold Coors Light just as much as a Grimbergen Blonde straight from the tap in Brussels, Belgium.

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